dysenterygay:

why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag

perrys:

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

h0odrich:

Urban outfitters will throw a sweatshirt under a street cleaner and sell it to you for $300 on sale

willsmith420:

sonnys-sexy-dance:

pale-quadrant:

i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all

GASP

ohshit

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

Just wanted to take a moment to say,that I have the most amazing boyfriend in the woooooooooorld.

He leaves love notes on my car, and learns my favorite Coldplay song and then teaches me how to play it, and is very artistic, and is always up for an adventure, or cuddling and watching movies, and always understands me and vice versa, and he’s like my best friend and a lover because I can joke about things with him and have an amazing time and still wanna be lovey dovey right afterwards. I couldn’t have asked for anyone better.